Tuesday, 27 March 2012
I was in a house... the kind of house that you live in in your early years when you're just fresh out of your parents house.
The furniture was all very random and it had the look like many people lived there.
There was about 20 people in the house. They were all 30 somethings and varying degrees of lovely and cool. Most of these hipsters lived in this house.
I was in the living room with a couple who looked straight out of the 70's wearing polyester and big glasses... orange lipstick (on the girl). I made some kind of statement to her (which I can't recall) and she corrected me. I didn't like this at all and I did the most annoying thing.. I put my hands on her shoulders
the way you would do a child to try and set her straight. I tried to explain myself and I just felt her disliking me further. Her boyfriend then started to pipe up. We were then removed from the room. I was then in a room filled with people who made me really excited. I had the sensation like I was jumping up and down at the chemistry in the room. I felt inspired and alive and optimistic. A lovely young man who I was watching from across the room came up to me and kissed me on the cheek. He had a scratchy beard which I liked very much.
He said, I love you. He looked me in the eye and then turned to go. I followed him and his friends with him down to a dock. There were dolphins lined up alongside the dock. There were also sea turtles.. full grown ones and baby ones.
The boys all mounted each a dolphin and went surfing off !! I thought for a moment there would be a dolphin for me to ride but somehow I had missed my opportunity. We followed behind them in a massive ship into the vast ocean until the land disappeared.
After some time we collected them and went back to the house. Back at the house I was asked to play some music. At the moment that I would begin I heard a honk. I went outside and there was a car sat in the drive. The young man who kissed me was in the car with a friend of his. He handed me a prescription bottle filled with drugs that I was to deliver to a friend.
He said that he would give me some too. He started trying to describe the drugs to me and told me I had to try these one particular ones.. He was on the drugs himself and wasn't doing the best job of explaining the effect they had but was able to say "they will totally just drugify you" I wanted the drugs and was eagerly watching him as he reached into his bag to find them for me when the alarm went off.
Wednesday, 7 March 2012
My hair was growing , long and black and straight like Japanese. It was spilling out
through my scalp like fresh pasta through a pasta press. It reached my knees. It reached the floor
My scalp was tingling the most pleasurable tingle sending the sensation to my toes. My hair pilled
around my feet curling over and over itself until i was ankle deep. It was heavy on my head
I picked up a larger than average fork and bent over to spin some of the hair on to the fork
like spaghetti. I fed myself my hair. It melted as it touched my tongue like cotton candy and it tasted
of chocolate butterscotch. Another fork full and another...A sugar rush... and still more hair growing
now up to my knees. This next fork full was brittle like Toffee and broke between my teeth. I couldnt
move. The hair now up to my thighs had bound my legs together. I started to shovel the candied hair
into my mouth with urgency... the hair up to my belly button... up to my chest. I raised my arms over
my head with the fork up to the sky as the hair pilled up and around my neck. You would think that i
would begin to fear for my life, instead i had reached toffee nirvana... sugar bliss. Something took hold of my hands
A very very large hand. The Hand picked me up by my outstretched arms. It lifted my up rapidly..like i was on
some theme park ride.. In my ascent i saw a very large pair of tennis shoes with the laces undone,
girlie socks attached to very chubby
legs...rolls of fat up to huge waves of ruffles made of huge calico print fabric...
up past buttons and button holes the size of my head. The colors and textures...threads the size of my fingers wiz by my
sugar spun eyes. And then more skin and the fat of a neck and a chin and a mouth, a singular tooth and very very wet tongue
coming closer and closer. And in i went... like a lollipop...toffee dipped feet first.. my hands dangling outside this big wet gummy baby mouth.
Thank god it had no teeth. The candy encasement that bound me started to melt and flood babies mouth.
I was able to crack my legs free... and there I was lying on my back in a pool syrup on top a very wet tongue and staring
at the roof of this babies mouth. I reached up to give it a little tickle... I heard the baby laugh and its jaw snap SHUT !
Darkness. Oh dear....